Teen Interview: The Perks of Being an Awesome Teen

It's Tuesday, which means I got a chance to interview another awesome teen! Jasmine is 14 and attends a small high school in Virginia; you can always find her with her face in a book (according to one of her teachers). Not to mention she has the coolest haircut since, like, forever (any girl who's bold enough to shave the side of her head is AWESOME). And now:

Tell us about your school. (What are the demographics? Are there any noticeable cliques? Etc., etc.)
It's a small school. It seems everyone knows everyone, which is a result of a small town. There are plenty of noticeable cliques but none that differ from normal schools.

What is it about a book that makes you pick it up when you're browsing the shelves of the library or book store?
The first thing would be the cover, of course. The cover and design can tell a lot about a book. The author of a book is the next big thing, though. I will definitely read a book if it's by a good author.

What's the best book you've read in the past 6 months?
Six months?! Probably The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Some of my favorite series have come from the past six months, though.

If you could ban one thing from all books, what would it be?
I would ban books being slow. I like books that capture me from the very start.

What would you like to see more of in YA novels?
Mythology!

What's your favorite part of a story? The characters, the setting, or the conflict?
The characters are my favorite because if you can put yourself in the character's shoes, that's what makes a good book.

Do you feel like the characters in YA books are representative of you?
Very much so--those are my favorite types of characters.

What's a popular saying you can't stand?
"I'm weak." Why say that instead of laughing? It's ridiculous.

What will you eat for lunch today?
Chicken sandwich!

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

To travel anywhere--teleportation!

That's what I would pick, too, Jasmine! Perks of Being a Wallflower is a pretty awesome choice. My agent loves it, so it's definitely in my TBR pile. What were your fave books when you were Jasmine's age?

Teens and Teachers on Banning Books

For our contribution to banned book week, Pam and I talked to some real-live teens and teachers to see what they had to say about the practice.

One teen I talked to had this to say:

"I think it's stupid.  I mean, it's not like a book sitting in a library is hurting anyone.  What if the kid that wants to read it can't afford to buy the book, and what if that book would have changed their life?"

Another teen took a similar view:

We should have the right to read what we want.  Just because my best friend finds a book offensive doesn't mean I will.  Really, it doesn't mean anyone else will.  Should she be required to read it?  No.  But should I not be allowed to read it because of her beliefs?  Again, no.  We're all individuals here with different levels of comfort.  As long as you're not trying to force a book down someone's throat, I don't see the issue.

Here are responses from a couple of teachers Pam had the opportunity to speak with:

I understand why there might be a banned book lists for grades K-8 because of the maturity level of some students, and I can understand why parents might be upset with their child getting a hold of a book that they would find inappropriate for them, but I often disagree with what books are specifically banned.  It's a double edged sword.  I would like to think that there wouldn't need to be a banned book list, because parents should be able to work with their children and their children's teachers to communicate which types of books are inappropriate in their opinions to read.  I think that in some cases, there ARE children who are mature enough to handle the material in controversial books, and I hate to keep them from being able to read these books if they and their parents approve, so I would like to live in a world where I could make the books available to them, but without forcing anyone to read the books, so I am not offending any parents.  I do know, though, that often times middle school is a rebellious age where I cannot necessarily trust all my students to follow their parents' wishes for censureship.  It makes things difficult as a teacher, being torn between finding literary justification to read a story that you know students will love and being careful not to offend anyone!
-Jada Parr, 7th Grade English Teacher

My thoughts on book banning are that the choice should be left up to the parent as to what they allow their children to read. No one person's feelings about a novel should dictate to everyone's choice of which book to enjoy. I believe banning books so that noone can have the chance to experience that writing is unfair. Also, who makes up the Book Banning Committee? Is it a variety of ages and cultures so that each book can be evaluated fairly? Just some food for thought. Thank you for allowing me to share.

Charlene Walker-Briggs, Reading Specialist

I also had the opportunity to sit down and talk with my friend Erinn who is a teacher and a writer who has an interesting take on the subject:

Holly: Erinn, I'd like to know, as a teacher (instead of as a writer - even though I know you are one), how do you feel about banning books?

Erinn:  As a teacher, I sort of have a different opinion about it than as a writer.  Teacher Erinn thinks there should be rating system on books.  Teacher Erinn is VERY careful about books she talks to her kids about.  Teacher Erinn skips over scenes and chapters even in approved books because I'm SUPER PRUDE.  Shocking... I know.

 

Holly:  That is kinda shocking

Erinn:  I know, right?

 Holly:  That's an interesting idea though.  What kind of rating system would you suggest?  Like the ones they use on video games?

Erinn:  Yeah, I think books should carry the same labels as a video game.  As a teacher, I have to assume not everyone shares the same opinions I do.  When talking to the kids I err on the side of conservative.  The school I teach in is in an area that's very religious, and although I've never had a problem with a parent, I'd rather keep it that way too.

Holly:  Well, and you teach the younger end of teens -- which I think is where you really have to be careful in the classroom.

Erinn:  Yes, I teach 13-14 year olds.   Whenever I read a book, I like to share it with the class.  Because I want my students to have a love of reading like I do.  Last year I read Across the Universe and when I was telling my students about it I told my students "there are a few scenes in the book that skew risky,  there's an attempted rape scene.   It's a great book, but it's for mature readers."   I also tell them if they are reading the book  because of the mature content then they've missed the point of the book.  And I only told my 8th graders who are above grade level reading class.  NOT my 7th graders.

While I don't feel that any book should be banned, I don't feel that every book should be in every middle school library either.

People who ban books assume a sixth grader is going to read The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  I say, it's a good book, but a 6th grader was NEVER the intended reader.

 
Holly:  That's very true.  Authors usually have a very specific age group in mind when they write books.  (I know I do!)

Erinn:  I think books should match the reader.  A 6th grader IS NOT the intentioned reader for ATU or Twilight or An Abundance of Katherines.  9th graders are.

 
Holly:  Right, which is where you suggest a rating system could help.

 
Erinn:  Yes, a rating system would make it easier for parents to know about a book's content too.  The parent who went to the book store and couldn't find a book for her 6th grader was in the WRONG section.  I think labels would make it easier not only for them to find books, but to decide which ones are appropriate for their children as well.  Also, an author shouldn't be asked to remove a scene because BN won't buy YA-15 books...

I think John Green did it best.  When Will Grayson Will Grayson came out he said, "This book wasn't written for my middle school readers.  It wasn't even written for Freshmen or Sophomores.  It was written for older high school students and kids in college."

I think the author should have the final say.  The author/publishing team should give the rating and make it clear who the intended readers are. I don't think that that's banning or censorship.

Holly:  No, I think I'd call that targeted marketing.

Erinn:  Right, I think that's good marketing and making sure the content matches the reader.  I'm not a fan of blanket statements that no one can read this book.  I feel that parents should have the right to let their child opt out of the book, but they shouldn't keep someone else's kid from reading it.  As a writer, I know HOW MUCH work goes into making a book.

If a book was good enough to get past the gatekeepers, editors and the publishing team, then chances are there's literary merit to the book.  And the book shouldn't be banned.

Holly:  Wow.  You've thought long and hard about this haven't you?

 
Erinn:  Yes, I have.

 
Holly:  I love it, I think you bring forward some really important points.  Thank you so much for agreeing to interview with me, it's nice to get a view from inside the classroom!
Come back every day this week for more talk about banning books

Teen Guest Post: The Dos and Don'ts of Back to School!

Yay! I'm excited because today we have a special treat for you all--teen Raven Ashley is doing a guest post. Raven is a rising senior who aspires one day to be an author. You can follow her blog here and on Twitter here. Now, without further ado...

So it's that time of year again. You know...the one where we have to spend five days a week listening to teachers go on and on about stuff we're not going to remember in say....ten years?

As much as it pains me to say the "S" word, it's time for us to go back to school. I know it hurts but...I'm here to help.

I don't claim to be an expert on surviving first days but this is my senior year so I do have a little bit of experience. Here is a list of DOs and DON'Ts that will be sure to help you get ready to go back to...well you know...

1.) DON'T let any sparkly vampires climb in through your window. I know it worked for Bella Swan but...seriously who can get a good night's rest when they have a sparkly creature of the night watching their every move. This leads me to number two on my list:

2.) DO go to bed early. As much fun as it is to stay up all night talking to friends you're going to regret not getting all the sleep you can get.

3.) DON'T pull a Parker Fadley (Cracked Up to Be by Courtney Summers). She couldn't find her dress shoes and she went to school with a mustard stain on her skirt.

4.) DO get ready the night before. From experience, going to school on the first day isn't fun if you have stains on your clothes from breakfast. So double-check your clothes, make sure you know where your shoes are and have your book bag ready BEFORE you wake up the next day. Trust me...if you do all the important stuff early, waking up in the morning won't be so bad.

5.) I know some people worry about carbs and...if you're anything like Regina George...then ignore this but breakfast is important. So make sure you have a good one either at home or at school (though school breakfast is usually crappy).

Okay...so this year is a little different for me. Not only is it my last year of high school, but it's going to be my first year at a different school and I am SO scared. I feel like a freshman! This brings me to my next bit of advice:

6.) DON'T be afraid to be afraid, especially if you're a freshman. People will tell you that you have nothing to worry about...but high school is pretty scary at first. When I started at my school I didn't know anyone, and being the geek that I am...I really didn't fit in. But that's okay because there will be other people who feel that way. Don't spend the first couple of weeks hiding behind a book like I did. Be yourself and go talk to people. It sounds hard but you never know, right?

One thing I've learned about first days is that there is no right or wrong way to go about them.

On my first day of middle school, I fell flat on my face...but that's a story for another time. The point is you're bound to have a Humpty Dumpty moment. Nobody is perfect. But really...that's okay. Sometimes those things are completely unavoidable. Just promise that you won't let your first day define the rest of your school year.

I still have a week and left of summer, so to those of you who are going back now...remember to be prepared and as crazy as this sounds...have fun. : )

You rock, Raven! Thanks so much...and good luck at your new school!

Teen Interview: A Boy That *Gasps* READS!

Hello all! Once again, I wanted to go back to my roots and interview one of our potential future readers. Last week, I interviewed Taryn Albright, and this week I get to interview one of her Novelteen(n) co-bloggers, Andre Geleynse. This was such a fun interview, so let's dive right in, shall we:

1. Are you still in high school? Can you tell us a little about the demographics? If there were any cliques, where did YOU fit in?
I’m not technically in high school anymore, because I’m going to college a year early. I’ve actually been home-schooled since grade 2, so I really know nothing about high school demographics. I took several online courses, and probably would have fit in with the clique of “nerdy home-schoolers who argue about which ancient cultures are the best”, except that that encompassed pretty much everyone in those classes, so it wasn’t really a clique.

2. We have to ask this question early on: why do so many people think that teen boys don't read? Do your male peers love reading as much as you?
I think for most guys, it’s become socially uncool to read. That’s probably one of the advantages I had from being home-schooled, is that I never really cared about being cool. My mom read Lord of the Rings to me when I was 7, and I reread it eleven times after that…I didn’t really have any sort of concept that reading could be anything other than awesome. XD But no, none of the guys my age that I know like reading very much at all, let alone love it as much as I do.

3. What usually makes you pick up a book in a bookstore?
I find out about all the books I read through the Internet. Usually via the writing/publishing podcasts I listen to, or suggestions from writers on Twitter. When I go to the bookstore, I’ll pick up a book if I recognize the title, or more often the author. Otherwise I might glance at it if the cover looks like it might be interesting, but I won’t trust it enough to spend money on it unless I recognize the author’s name.

4. What would you like to see more of in YA novels? What are you sick of seeing?
Oh, wow, this is a loaded question for me. For one thing, I read more “adult” than YA, just because I never really realized there was a distinction until a couple years ago. I also tend to write adult, because I find it easier to write characters who are in their 20-somethings rather than in their teens, even though I’m still a teenager. So one thing that I’d like to see more of is older main characters…which is really impossible since the only real definition of the genre is that the main character is between 14 and 19. But I think that’s also a result of what I’m sick of seeing, which is immature characters. I can stomach immature characters if by the end of the book they’ve learned to grow up already, but even then I still get frustrated sometimes. That’s probably why I don’t read much YA. (Side note: Hear that YA writers? Let's give this boy some mature characters please!)

5. What is the best book you've read in the last 6 months?
Curses. I have read WAY too many books in the last 6 months. I want to say Dune, but I’m only just reading that one now, so I think I’d have to go with Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman. Or maybe Paper Towns or Looking For Alaska by John Green…okay, I’ll stop sneaking more books in here. *cough* Neil Gaiman is an amazing writer, and Neverwhere was just so incredibly British that I couldn’t help but love it. XD Not to mention: awesomest villains ever.

6. Is there any one author that's greatly influenced your own writing?
J.R.R. Tolkien, probably more than anyone else. Like I said earlier, I read LotR eleven times, so he’s really been the most major writer in my life. But if I can cheat and add one more, I’d also say Joss Whedon. He’s not an author, but he’s a writer, director, and producer of TV shows like Firefly and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He’s been a huge influence on my writing.

7. You describe yourself as a "Christian author who writes books." Do your beliefs play a large part in what you choose to read and write?
Hah. I described myself that way because I want to avoid being seen as someone who writes Christian books, because books in that genre tend to come across so preachy as to be really self-defeating in their purpose. So in my writing, no, my beliefs don’t play a *large* part. I don’t try to convey any sort of message or sermon in my books, because I honestly hate that. But my beliefs do most definitely influence my writing, and I like to try and bring up questions about life or people or religion that can at least get people thinking about something, even if I don’t give an answer. A lot of the time, an answer really defeats the purpose.

8. How do you feel about "romance" in novels? Do guys really care much about that?
I enjoy romance in novels if it’s done well. If it’s done poorly, I just roll my eyes and move on. It certainly doesn’t interest me enough to read books where it’s the sole focus of the plot, but I think it’s an awesome subplot for books to have. What I don’t like are pointless love triangles, or characters who break up for no reason other than that the author thought it would be sad. As for other guys, I really have no idea.

9. What's a popular saying right now that you love? One that you can't stand?
“Don’t Forget to be Awesome” (or DFTBA), is totally my favourite, because Nerdfighters are the best. :-P As for negative…this isn’t really a saying, technically, but I can’t stand it when people add “…for a teenager” to the end of their sentences. Or “for a kid”, “for a girl”, “for a guy”, etc. It not only insults that entire demographic, but it insults whichever specific person they’re talking about, because it suggest they’re being judged on a different scale than the rest of the world, for whatever reason. It suggests that they’re part of some inferior group of people, but managed to do well anyway — which may sound like a compliment to some, but when we rather *like* that “inferior group” we belong to, it really isn’t.

10. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
The ability to turn into a Flying Fire-Breathing Teleporting Ninja Pirate Vampire Jedi Zombie-Slayer with Laser Eyes. That counts, right? (Side note: If it doesn't, it SHOULD! I see a story idea...)

11. As we've mentioned before, you're also a writer. Can you share anything about one of your current projects?
Right now I’m working on a fantasy/sci-fi novel with gladiator dragons that’s a lot of fun (I like writing violence *shifty look*), but what I’m most excited about is a project I’ve been planning for a while called Sterling Ross. It’s not actually a novel, but instead a sort of thing that ends up somewhere between a TV show, a webcomic, and one of those crazily long fantasy series like Wheel of Time. I won’t try to describe it more, but if it works I think it could be really awesome.

12. Finally, what advice would you give to other aspiring teen writers?
Well, the most important and obvious advice is to just write. You can worry about agents and editors and querying and editing later, once you have a finished manuscript, because if you don’t write, all that knowledge will be useless. I’ve written four complete novels, and three mostly-completed novels, and only one of them is worth sending to an agent. And even that one needs a lot of editing (still working on that). But if I’d started worrying about agents and everything else back when I was writing my first and second novels, it still would’ve done me absolutely no good until I reached the point where I had a novel good enough to send them. (Side note: I think a lot of adult writers need this advice, too--including myself about 2 years ago)

So Andre's pretty amazing..."for a teenager." Lol, just kidding. Seriously, he's wise beyond his years and I can't wait to see his name on book spines (have you read his responses? He's going places).

What do you all think of his theory on why some boys don't read? What can we do as YA writers to change this belief?

Teen Interview: Renaissance Woman!

This week I wanted to go back to the root of Teen Tuesdays and interview one of your future readers. Taryn Albright joins me this week, an aspiring author currently in Query Land--as well as co-blogger for Noveltee(n), an awesome blog for other aspiring teen writers. Without further ado:

1. Are you still in high school, or did you just graduate? Can you tell us a little about your school (demographics, noticeable cliques, etc.)
I skipped a grade, so I'm 18 but already finished with my first year of college. My high school was a private one with less than 100 kids per grade. We all knew each other pretty well, but we definitely had defined lunch tables. Though the edges of cliques overlapped and blurred, they were there. We were a Christian school, not just in name. 90% of us were "good" kids who avoided drugs, alcohol, and anything past a kiss. The 10% of us who weren't were a little ostracized. Our popular kids were very wholesome, and our nerds were confident in their nerdiness. We embraced our clique-y-ness, I guess, and didn't let it define us.

2. What is it about a book that makes you pick it up when you're browsing the shelves of the library or book store?
Sorry, as a writer I have a writer-answer: online buzz. I don't usually browse the library or bookstore. I usually go with a mission to Amazon and preorder everything that looks exciting (from the synopsis or if I love the author) in the coming month.

3. What's the best book you've read in the past 6 months?
Oh! I was lucky enough to get ARCs of The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer and Lola and the Boy Next Door, and those two win, hands down. As for books that have come out, I'd say Myra McEntire's HOURGLASS, Veronica Roth's DIVERGENT, and Jennifer Donnelly's REVOLUTION. Oops, that's way more than one.

4. What would you like to see more of in YA novels?
Mysteries! Thrillers! Like VICIOUS LITTLE DARLINGS which just came out. *shivers* My 16 y/o reader sister, on the other hand, says WW2 historical novels.

5. You write for two different blogs: the group blog, Novelteen(n), and your personal blog, A Fool's Golden Paradise. In 10 words or less, what can we expect when visiting these blogs?
Noveltee(n): teen-focused content from publishing to reviews to interviews to writing-tips.
A Fool's Golden Paradise: sports metaphors for writing lately! Usually a writer's journey.

6. Your bio says that you're currently in the querying trenches. Any battle wounds you'd like to share? What has been the hardest/best part about querying?
I did a post on my querying mistakes here. I love querying. Probably b/c I had about a 50% request rate, and seeing industry professionals interested in my work was amazing. I actually knew the MS wasn't ready (I'm a premature querier), but I loved the opportunity to dip my toe in that process through which all writers must go.

7. You pretty much write in all genres. Is there one that you enjoy the most?
Ermmmm. Let's see, right now I'm finishing querying a suspense, revising a dystopian, simulataneously drafting a contemporary and a mystery, and planning a fantasy. Choosing would be like playing favorites with my children.

8. What's a popular saying that you can't stand?
I couldn't tell you. However, that popular song that starts with "Today I don't feel like doing anything" really bothers me. People act like this and then complain about how they don't have any time. Every moment is precious. USE IT! (Side note: I SO agree with Taryn--not a big fan of this song. And by not a big fan, I mean it makes me cringe.)

9. What's the best and worst school lunch you've ever had?
Hahaha wow. Weird question. My college caf has this pork that can either be amazing or awful, so I'd say that for both.

10. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
I would never have to sleep. Or stopping time. Something that would give me more hours in the day. But since stopping time would cause me to age more quickly than everyone else, I think I'll go with never having to sleep. (how's that for logic?)

11. Finally, what would be your advice to other aspiring teen writers out there?
Everyone has 24 hours in the day. Don't waste them. (I sound like a broken record, but laziness is my least favorite trait.) Remember that you can't polish a novel until it's finished, so get those words out there. It's possible to draft 70K in ten days and turn it into a masterpiece over a couple months, but not if you don't draft first.

Thanks so much! I'd also like to throw out a shameless plug for the editing service that me and fellow teen Kate Coursey have started. It's called Teen Eyes, and we focus on getting a teen's opinion on your YA manuscript. We also offer critiques for fellow teens who may prefer the assistance of someone nearer to their age. Click here or here for more info. We'll be offering a couple free critiques to create buzz.

Wow, Taryn--thank YOU!! Talk about a teen who has A LOT going on. I envy her productivity, and see BIG THINGS in her future. Any of you all have write in more than one genre as well? Do YOU have a fave?

Teen Scene Tuesday

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Today I've got an interview with a fifteen-year-old guy for you!  He's home schooled through a virtual school program, and spends a large majority of his time online.

Can you tell us a little about yourself?

I like reading a lot of different kinds of books, playing video games, and listening to music. 15 years old

What is it about a book that makes you pick it up when you're browsing the shelves of the library or book store?

If it has an interesting cover or is a certain genre, I’ll pick it up.

What's the best book you've read in the last 6 months?

Deathly Hallows

If you could ban one thing from all books, what would it be?

Wimpy characters.

What would you like to see more of in YA novels?

More well developed characters, someone with some strength.

What's your favorite part of a story: plot, characters, or setting?

The plot.

Do you feel like characters in YA books are representative of you?

Yeah.

What's a saying that you use frequently? One that you can't stand?

Don’t know.

What did you eat for lunch today?

2 quarter pounders.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

The ability to fly.

Last, but not least, if you could have a book written for you, what would it be about?

Sci-fi and adventure books.

Thank you for agreeing to interview with me, T!

What did I take away from this interview?  That teen guys are almost impossible to get more than a one-word answer out of!!  lol 

Teen Scene Tuesday: Avenged Sevenfold

Each week, Holly and I have been interviewing teens to give you the inside scoop on what's going on with them today. However, every now and then we may switch it up and focus on what's trending now, according to them.

Just the other day, my cousin and I (who are both educators) were discussing how our students are raving over one band in particular...and that band just happens to be Avenged Sevenfold.

Who are these guys? They're a rock band from Cali that formed around 1999--their sound has been described as everything from metalcore to hard rock. A few adults have mentioned to me that only the "Emo" kids listen to them.

I first heard about them a few years ago with a song called "Bat Country." Check it out below:




So, I think I have an eclectic taste of music. I mean, my iPod has everything from Rihanna and Drake to Kings of Leon and Mumford & Sons (my latest craze). Still, I couldn't quite put my finger on why my students were so in love with this band, so (with the help of my cuz), I've decided to ask them:

"I like Avenged Sevenfold because of their sound and because some of their songs speak to me, like 'Afterlife,' 'Nightmare,' 'Lost,' and 'Welcome to the Family.'"--Darion, 15, African-American

"I enjoy A7X's unique style and lyrics. The messages in their songs help a lot and some are quite humorous."--Rachel, 13, dyes her hair green

"The reason why I like Avenged Sevenfold is because I like the way they present their lyrics and how they sing them inside of their songs."--Austin, 14, basketball player

"I like Avenged Sevenfold because their lyrics have a story behind them and the music just makes you want to get up and go. Their songs have meanings behind them and you can relate to some of their slower songs, like 'Dear God' and 'Seize the Day.' Their faster-paced songs like 'Critical Acclaim' or 'Welcome to the Family' make you want to move around and get your energy out."--Devon, 14, in school district's gifted program since elementary school

As you can see, Avenged Sevenfold has a wide range of fans--not just what some may consider the "Emo" kids.

Have you all heard of A7X? What do you think of them? What other kinds of bands/musicians do you hear teens raving about now?

Teen Interview with a Samurai

This week I have the pleasure of talking to the one and only Blue Lipstick Samurai, Glenna.  

Can you tell us a little about yourself?

If I were a ninja, I'd have to say no. Ninja I am not, but alas, I'm not a samurai either. I am a part-time water ice scooper, full-time dork, and moonlighting baking enthusiast. In three years I will no longer be a teenager, and about a year ago I was a redhead. Come fall I'll (hopefully) be a college student, and I've never liked cauliflower. I would LOVE to thank Holly and all the wonderful folks of Paper Hangover (HEY PAM YOU ROCK bye sistah) for having me.

What is it about a book that makes you pick it up when you're browsing the shelves of the library or book store?

Recommendations, usually; whether an author I like says so, a blog/reviewer I respect, a friend whose taste extends beyond Twilight, if they recommend it, I will make a point to pick it up. But if not, my book-picking process can be summed up in one example: I was in Target (I know! Books from Target!) with some moolah to spare and came across a little square (I know! Books in square shapes!) book called What-The-Dickens. (1) The title was clever and evocative at the same time, like Sisters Red or Pride & Prejudice & Zombies. So I looked at the (2) author, who was Gregory Maguire, who I'd heard of and almost sure I'd enjoy (but I don't ALWAYS have to recognize the author; I bought Fablehaven without any idea who'd written it). With these two checked off I flipped it over to look at the blurb, which gave me an idea of the (4) premise. What-The-Dickens is a story within a story, told on a dark and stormy night, about a tooth fairy. Then I was sold. A clever title, an (optionally) recognizeable author, and a premise that is both familiar and inspired. If not recommendations, those four things will make me more than ready for fork over twenty dollars for a hardcover.

What's the best book you've read in the last 6 months?

Most definitely WICKED, which I found in Goodwill (I know! Forty-two cent books!), also by Gregory Maguire. (He's a flippin' fantastic author, read WICKED and What-The-Dickens now, now, now!). Clever, satirical, intelligent, lovely. That book made me cry, gave me chills, and had me talking about it for weeks afterward. Everything I want a book to be, whether I write it or read it.

If you could ban one thing from all books, what would it be?

Without a doubt, the idea that a decision does not have consequences, or worse, there is an end to anything. They fall in love, live happily ever after, the end. No. No, no, no, NO. If I could ban anything, I'd ban the blasphemy that love comes without loss, good deeds go unpunished, risk is neither scary nor rewarding, and a story ends when you finish a book. Who in the hell came up with that nonsense? (If not that, sparkles. I'd get rid of all things sparkly. I'm coming for you, Cullens.) I don't like the idea of censoring, but I also think the schools of thought indicated above are narrow and just plain wrong.

What would you like to see more of in YA novels?

Respect for the classics. Yeah, everyone is giving props to Jane Austen and other classic writers, but in blunt ways (if I read one more freaking book that has the MC read Wuthering Heights when she's trying to unwind, I will vomit. Vomit, vomit, vomit. It's a great book, but advertising other books within your story, even in effort to get readers to read more, is just shameless). Give the classics their due and respect why their classic. Admire the classic hero, or anti-hero. Surrender to the classic plot arc. Cheat a little bit and copy from them here and their. Shakespeare ripped off Sophocles. 10 Things I Hate About You ripped off Shakespeare. It's not wrong, because it's timeless (and, Heath Ledger).

What's your favorite part of a story: plot, characters, or setting?

How the heck am I supposed to choose? For me, setting is the other character; call me zen, but I think the setting interacts with the characters as much as they interact within it. The setting can be the bully or the best friend or the mentor. The plot is what brings them to life and tells us why they mean something. You can't pick favorites. They're like the Holy Trinity; separate entities, separate functions, but one in the same.

Do you feel like characters in YA books are representative of you?

Not usually. I can't relate to most YA books. I can't relate to most adult books. I also can't relate to most people, but that's why I write books. But I think I can't relate to most YA books BECAUSE they try to represent me, and no one is allowed to do that.

What's a saying that you use frequently? One that you can't stand?

I say Jeebus Crisco a lot. I started saying it as a substitute for 'Jesus Christ,' because it would upset mi madre if I used Jeebus's name in vain. But then I started referring to him as Jeebus and things got out of hand. I absolutely hate the saying 'f-bomb.' It's the 'f-word.' In the immortal words of The Count, of the Philip Seymour Hoffman in Pirate Radio variety, not the Seasame Street brand, "If you shoot a bullet, one dies. If you drop a bomb, many die. If you hit a woman, love dies. But when you say the f-word, nothing happens." Preach it, brotha. It's a word. It's a powerful word. It's an unpleasant word. It can be an inappropriate word, but given the occasion, so can 'poop' and 'thingamabob' (you wouldn't say it at a job interview. I dare you.). Some may say it's an unnecessary word, and bully for you. But it's a word. That's it. Not a bomb. It causes no destruction. Except maybe to one's vocabulary.

What did you eat for lunch today?

Since I was at work and didn't think to pack or buy one, a chunk of soft preztel and a spoonful of chocolate peanut butter water ice. Holla for nutrition.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Ugh, I had to consult the Children of the Red King series (SO GOOD!) for this one, but ultimately, I don't know. What the hell would I do with superpowers? Superpowers mean an obligation to use them for good, and hell, I'm not in any way suitable to save anyone. I write. That's what I do. I also bake. I have several cosmic abilities, but they're more to do with my wonky brain than anything otherwordly (I haven't lost a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors since kindergarten, I have an inexplicable penchant for gift giving, and my online shopping abilities are like, woah. But superpowers? Hardly. Help anyone? Not so much.). I do, however, request a magic cure for carpal tunnel. Please and thanks.

Last, but not least, I know you're a writer too, so would you like to share a little about what you're working on?

Well. I'm writing little things here and there, and researching a project that I'd love to share with you all but needs a LOT of historical facts in check before I proceed (I think y'all will enjoy it [;...); other than that, I'm not working on anything. I have a part time job and I'm trying to get into school for the fall. The glorious news is the program I'm studying requires TONS of writing and includes a writing workshop class that is simply FANTASTIC. I've shelved three important projects, and have several ideas waiting to be fleshed out, but I came to the conclusion a few weeks ago that I am not at all the writer I want to be. I'm okay, but I want to be great, and the only way writers can do that is to study, and more importantly, read. So I'm going to read, read, read, write, write, write, and study, study, study until I simply can't contain myself anymore. Maybe then, I'll be something good. But right now, I'm student who writes. I'm working really hard at that.

Thank you, Glenna, for interviewing with me!

Teen Interview: I Should've Been Katniss!

Once again, we have another interview with one of your potential readers. This time, I speak with Liza, an 8th grader from Virginia. Without further ado...


Tell us about your school. (What are the demographics? Are there any noticeable cliques? Etc., etc.)
There are not really any cliques, but there are some girls that are known more than others. I’m perfectly fine with my group of friends. I've accepted that some girls are just more outgoing and social than me.

What is it about a book that makes you pick it up when you're browsing the shelves of the library or book store?
Sometimes the title or if I recognize the author. If I see the cover and it’s “bleh” then I wouldn’t pick it up. I also tend to choose books that aren’t about vampires.

What's the best book you've read in the past 6 months?
Hmm, I would say Hunger Games but I haven’t read that in the past few months. I wanted to try out for Katniss! I want to try to be an extra, though. But probably My Sister’s Keeper or House Rules by Jodi Picoult. My friends told me about My Sister’s Keeper and I saw the movie, and they said the book was better--so I wanted to see for myself.

If you could ban one thing from all books, what would it be?
Mary Sues. On Shelfari, there are role-playing groups and the girls just make perfect characters. I’m tired of really perfect girls, with long flowing black hair and emerald eyes and thin bodies. Everyone worships them. Ugh!

What would you like to see more of in YA novels?
Real life stuff, like in My Sister’s Keeper. Just normal people going through hard times.

What's your favorite part of a story? The characters, the setting, or the conflict?
Everything. I like different characters and plot twists, but then sometimes I don’t. It depends on the book. All books are different, but I’m never really a big fan of romances.

Do you feel like the characters in YA books are representative of you?
Sometimes one quality from the characters, like their determination. Usually, none of them look like me, though.

What's a popular saying you can't stand?
“That’s what she said” maybe. I’m tired of everyone being perverted.

What's a saying that you like?
I say “meh” a lot. When I’m upset or frustrated, that’s my go-to word.

What will you eat for lunch today?
Nachos or pizza. Something from the cafeteria. I don’t trust the meat in the nachos, though.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Oh God, there’s so many. My friend wants the ability to control time, so now I kind of want it. But I also want to fly or control fire or air.

What kind of stories do you like to write?
I’m not a big romance writer at all. If there is romance, there’s very little. I lean toward the realistic stuff. I write about heartache and grief and death. And blood. For some reason, I can write bloody scenes but I can’t watch them or hear about them.

Any last words you want to give to our readers?
Trust us—or at least most of us.

Thanks, Liza--you rock!

Teen Interview #8

It's time for another teen interview, guys!  This week I've got a lovely teenage girl from North Florida.

Can you tell us a little about yourself?

I’m an 18 year old senior who spends most of her time hanging out with her friends and doing homework.  I like to play guitar and softball.

What is it about a book that makes you pick it up when you're browsing the shelves of the library or book store?

An interesting title or an author I like.

What's the best book you've read in the last 6 months?

Lock and Key by Sara Dessen

If you could ban one thing from all books, what would it be?

Flashbacks.

What would you like to see more of in YA novels?

Less sex, more realistic scenarios.

What's your favorite part of a story: plot, characters, or setting?

The theme or the moral.

Do you feel like characters in YA books are representative of you?

In some ways.

What's a saying that you use frequently?

I use, “That’s what she said,” frequently.

What did you eat for lunch today?

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a cheese stick.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Invisibility.

Last, but not least, if you could have a book written for you, what would it be about?

Anything with a happy ending.

Thank you to the teen for interviewing with me!  It was a pleasure.

Teen Interview: The Reluctant Boy Reader

Every week, we give you an interview with one of your future readers! This week, I had the pleasure of interviewing one of my former students, Donovan, who is a freshman at a small high school in Virginia. He'll be the first to admit that he isn't exactly an avid reader, which is why I wanted to pick his brain. :)

Tell us about your school. (What are the demographics? Are there any noticeable cliques? Etc., etc.)

At my school, there are black, white, and mixed kids (Donovan, himself, is black).The cliques are very obvious at our school--there are the cool kids, good-looking kids, and the not-so-good looking kids.

What's the last book you had to read for school? What did you think about it?

The Lightning Thief. I really enjoyed this book. It was entertaining as well as interesting, which kept me wanting more.

What’s the last thing you’ve read for fun (book, magazine, comic book)? What made you pick it up?

I remember reading The Bully (which is part of the Bluford High School series). I picked it up because it was the next book of the series I was reading. Also, because it was about a black kid being bullied and standing up for himself, which is interesting to me.

What would you like to see more of in books that would make you want to read them more?

I would really like to see more books that a typical teenager in high school could relate to--that would keep me interested.

Do you feel like the characters in books are representative of you?

In a way. Some books have the same problems and/or features I deal with in my life.

What's a popular saying that you can't stand?

I can't stand when my parents say: "You should've thought about ____ before doing ___."

What's one that you say a lot?

I say: "I can do all things through Christ who gives me strength," Philippians 4: 13

What did you eat for lunch today?

I ate very healthy: apple, orange, ham sandwich, juice, animal crackers, and BBQ chips.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

I would like the abilities of Superman, without the weakness of kryptonite.

Lil Wayne and Eminem have a rap battle. Who would win and why?

It depends on what you're judging on. Lyrically, Eminem would demolish Lil Wayne because Lil Wayne rushes through this words sometimes and it isn't clear what he's saying. If you're judging on the swagger that they have while rapping, Lil Wayne would win--hands down. As you can see, this could go on forever... :)

Teen Interview #6

Today for our teen interview, I'm bringing you answers from a teen I've had the pleasure of watching grow up.  She's my best friend's sister, and quite possibly the sweetest sixteen-year-old you'll ever meet.  

Can you tell us a little about yourself?

I'm a random, mostly happy, and very unique person.  I love APH and history, my two major weaknesses. ((Side note -- APH is a type of manga. I had to look it up, lol.))

What is it about a book that makes you pick it up when you're browsing the shelves of the library or book store?

The title.

What's the best book you've read in the last 6 months?

Hmm.... Either Unwind, Gathering Blue, The Giver, or Messenger. I can't decide.

If you could ban one thing from all books, what would it be?

Corny/Lame Characters

What would you like to see more of in YA novels?

More adventurous heroines.

What's your favorite part of a story: plot, characters, or setting?

All of it? They all make a great story.

Do you feel like characters in YA books are representative of you?

Yes, most of the time when it comes to the books I read.

What's a saying that you use frequently?

"Heh... I'm hungry."

What did you eat for lunch today?

A sandwich, tortilla chips, swiss cheese, a banana, and a fudge round. And water.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

The ability to fly.

Last, but not least, if you could have a book written specifically for you, what would it be about?

A heroic girl with an adventurous streak and a love for animals. Set in a middle-earth type time. With magical creatures and magical powers. ^-^

Teen Interview #5: Butt-Kicking Girls Wanted!

Every week, we give you an interview with one of your future readers! This week, I had the pleasure of interviewing one of my former students, Kaitlyn--who is now a freshman at a small high school in Virginia. Without further ado...

Tell us about your school. (What are the demographics? Are there any noticeable cliques? Etc., etc.)
At my school, there's basically a mixture of everyone. We have a few Hispanics and a few Asians, but about the same amount of Caucasians and African Americans. Noticeable cliques are what you expect: the populars, the jocks, the quiet ones, the band geeks, the straight-A students...and then my group is a mixture of everyone.

What is it about a book that makes you pick it up when you're browsing the shelves of the library or book store?
Well, I don't usually like vampire books, so I avoid all of them. After bypassing all of those, I look for romance and a lot of action.

What's the best book you've read in the past 6 months?
Any one of the Mortal Instruments series books. They have all of my favorite things: romance, suspense, and action. (Pam's note: They also have vampires, but shh, don't tell)

If you could ban one thing from all books, what would it be?
Well, anything inappropriate for a young adult. I know that all depends on the reader and the author, but for me, it's hard to find a book that I can let my mom read without her raising her eyebrows. I have, though, but it makes book-buying more difficult than it should be.

What would you like to see more of in YA novels?
More tough-girl books. You read a lot about how the guy saves the day, but I like reading books where the girls kick butt!

What's your favorite part of a story? The characters, the setting, or the conflict?
Definitely the conflict! It tells a lot about the author, but it also tells you if the book's worth it or not.

Do you feel like the characters in YA books are representative of you?
Some are, some aren't. I think real young adults are just a little smarter, more hesitant, and a little less passionate.

What's a popular saying you can't stand? What’s a popular saying that you love?
I can't stand EPIC FAIL! It' just been used way too much! Um, none of my sayings are popular. :)

What did you eat for lunch today?
Chicken nuggets. BO-RING! The day before yesterday though, I had paella. It's a Spanish dish with rice, chicken, veggies, and chicken. Of course, I probably spelt it wrong. :)

Vampires or werewolves?
Werewolves. If you anger vampires, they'll throw glitter in your eyes.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
The power of water. Y'know, like from The Last Airbender? That would be so awesome.

You write as well. What kind of stories do you write?
I write the kind of stories that I like to read: romance and action. Most of my books are fantasy fiction, but a few are based on real life. I love to expand my imagination and see what I can come up with. I hope to publish someday.

I truly think she will--she's a talented and awesome gal. :)

Teen Interview with Yahong Chi

 

 Today I'm bringing you an interview with the fabulous Yahong Chi.  Yahong is a teen writer from Canada, and you may have seen her around on Twitter or her blog.    Thanks so much, Yahong, for agreeing to be interviewed! 

 

 

 

Can you tell us about your school? What are the demographics? Are there any noticeable cliques?

Since I go to a Canadian school hosting the International Baccalaureate program (which I’m a part of), Asian students figure in largely; Oriental students are a major portion of those Asians. As for cliques, it’s mostly the IB students vs. the non-IB students, as well as the usual grade differences.

What is it about a book that makes you pick it up when you're browsing the shelves of the library or book store? A great title and a reasonably well-known publisher. I’ve found that the better books are published by the bigger publishers. It makes sense, right?

What's the best book you've read in the last 6 months? Most definitely Five Flavors of Dumb by Antony John. It’s— just go read it. I’m not even going to try and explain its awesomeness.

If you could ban one thing from all books, what would it be? Hmm… I don’t think I’d ban anything in books. Life doesn’t ban anything, and books are representative of life. I want them to stay real.

What would you like to see more of in YA novels? More action, the kind of adventure that you see more in middle-grade. A lot of YA has to do with discovering yourself, which I get. But sometimes it makes for slow reading, plus it’s not always fun to be inside someone’s head who’s going through a lot. I really like when the story’s been rollicking, and then at the end I realize how the protag’s changed for the better. It’s the best ending for me.

What's your favorite part of a story? The moment right after the black moment where the protag is on the verge of winning. I love the feeling of finally overcoming the huge obstacle and having a triumph to savour.

Do you feel like characters in YA books are representative of you? Most of the time. Maybe it’s because I’m not as much of a teenager as others my age, but there are times when I just want to scream at the characters’ decisions.

What's a saying that you use frequently? Um, I’m totally going to sound lame, but I say “Holy crackerdoodles” a lot. I don’t believe in excessive swearing— I stay away from people who drop F-bombs all the time.

What did you eat for lunch today? What? Today? Um, today happens to be the day I left NYC for my hometown in Canada, so… instant noodles? I promise I’m not usually that unhealthy. Usually.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be? To be able to breathe fire. I think being able to have fire in my hair, in my hands, in my eyes (metaphorically!) would be so wicked. But I’ve also wanted to be able to fly since about forever, too, so I’m not sure… ooh! And I’d love to have the ability to talk to animals! Okay, I think I’m the wrong person to ask this question. I can’t make up my mind at all…

I know you're also a writer, would you like to tell us what kind of things you're working on? I’m currently in revisions with my contemporary middle-grade FAKING THE AURORA BOREALIS, about crop circles, a family mystery and horses. My current WIP is DREAMING UP MY BROTHER (whose name shortens conveniently to DUMB! I still crack myself up with that one), the first full-length YA novel I’ve attempted— it’s a bit frightening. Middle-grade is usually my age group of choice.


Can I say, I love "Holy crackerdoodles".  I'm going to have to use that one some time.  Thanks again, Yahong, for your fabulous answers!